Passive Temperature-Regulating Beverage Envelopment (P-TRBE)

Description

Whether you identify as human or alien bug-gardener, we all want to keep our hands warm and beverages cool. This revolutionary technology–known to humans as a koozie–can do just that, while also providing a stylish covering for your beverage, so you can look cool whether you’re cracking a can of JopHops or trying one of those Earth-drinks, like White Claw. You’re welcome, Mom 😉

Been off the booze train for a while (or never got on board to begin with)? No problem! The P-TRBE can envelop non-alcoholic beverages as well. Although these don’t offer complete protection from the irradiated cans manufactured on the Glass Planet, they will perfectly suit your La Croix and will provide superior grip, so you can turn your pinky finger up to the world and show them just how classy you are.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!